David Sedaris Quotes

Six Months Earlier, My Ice Breaker Concerned A Stripper Who Became A Quadriplegic And Eventually Had Her Vagina Eaten Away By Bedsores, Not The Easiest Thing To Wrangle Into A Conversation. But If I Could Pull That Off, I Figured That A Burning Mouse Should Pose No Problem.

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