Mary Roach Quotes

SHOULD CIRCUMSTANCE PREVENT A Man From Carrying His Cigarettes And Cell Phone In His Pants Pocket, The Rectum Provides A Workable Alternative. So Workable That Well Over A Thousand Pounds Of Tobacco And Hundreds Of Cell Phones Are Rectally Smuggled Into California State Prisons Each Year. The Contraband Allows Incarcerated Gang Members And Narcotics Dealers To Make Business Calls From Behind Bars (and To Enjoy A Smoke While Doing So).

Mary Roach Quotes: Should Circumstance Prevent A Man From Carrying His Cigarettes And Cell Phone In His Pants Pocket, The Rectum Provides A

Mary Roach Quotes: Should Circumstance Prevent A Man From Carrying His Cigarettes And Cell Phone In His Pants Pocket, The Rectum Provides A

Mary Roach Quotes: Should Circumstance Prevent A Man From Carrying His Cigarettes And Cell Phone In His Pants Pocket, The Rectum Provides A

Mary Roach Quotes: Should Circumstance Prevent A Man From Carrying His Cigarettes And Cell Phone In His Pants Pocket, The Rectum Provides A

Mary Roach Quotes: Should Circumstance Prevent A Man From Carrying His Cigarettes And Cell Phone In His Pants Pocket, The Rectum Provides A

Mary Roach Quotes: Should Circumstance Prevent A Man From Carrying His Cigarettes And Cell Phone In His Pants Pocket, The Rectum Provides A

Mary Roach Quotes: Should Circumstance Prevent A Man From Carrying His Cigarettes And Cell Phone In His Pants Pocket, The Rectum Provides A

Mary Roach Quotes: Should Circumstance Prevent A Man From Carrying His Cigarettes And Cell Phone In His Pants Pocket, The Rectum Provides A

Mary Roach Quotes: Should Circumstance Prevent A Man From Carrying His Cigarettes And Cell Phone In His Pants Pocket, The Rectum Provides A

Mary Roach Quotes: Should Circumstance Prevent A Man From Carrying His Cigarettes And Cell Phone In His Pants Pocket, The Rectum Provides A

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