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She Was A Widow, And He Stripped Himself Naked While She Went To Fetch Some Of Her Husband's Clothes. But Before He Could Put Them On, The Police Were Hammering On The Front Door With Their Billy Clubs. So The Fugitive Hid On Top Of A Rafter. When The Woman Let In The Police, Though, His Oversize Testicles Hung Down In Full View."
Trout Paused Again.
The Police Asked The Woman Where The Guy Was. The Woman Said She Didn't Know What Guy They Were Talking About," Said Trout. "One Of The Cops Saw The Testicles Hanging Down From A Rafter And Asked What They Were. She Said They Were Chinese Temple Bells. He Believed Her. He Said He 'd Always Wanted To Hear Chinese Temple Bells. "He Gave Them A Whack With His Billy Club, But There Was No Sound. So He Hit Them Again, A Lot Harder, A Whole Lot Harder. Do You Know What The Guy On The Rafter Shrieked?" Trout Asked Me. I Said I Didn't. "He Shrieked, 'TING-A-LING, YOU SON OF A BITCH!

Kurt Vonnegut Quotes: She Was A Widow, And He Stripped Himself Naked While She Went To Fetch Some Of Her Husband's Clothes. But

Kurt Vonnegut Quotes: She Was A Widow, And He Stripped Himself Naked While She Went To Fetch Some Of Her Husband's Clothes. But

Kurt Vonnegut Quotes: She Was A Widow, And He Stripped Himself Naked While She Went To Fetch Some Of Her Husband's Clothes. But

Kurt Vonnegut Quotes: She Was A Widow, And He Stripped Himself Naked While She Went To Fetch Some Of Her Husband's Clothes. But

Kurt Vonnegut Quotes: She Was A Widow, And He Stripped Himself Naked While She Went To Fetch Some Of Her Husband's Clothes. But

Kurt Vonnegut Quotes: She Was A Widow, And He Stripped Himself Naked While She Went To Fetch Some Of Her Husband's Clothes. But

Kurt Vonnegut Quotes: She Was A Widow, And He Stripped Himself Naked While She Went To Fetch Some Of Her Husband's Clothes. But

Kurt Vonnegut Quotes: She Was A Widow, And He Stripped Himself Naked While She Went To Fetch Some Of Her Husband's Clothes. But

Kurt Vonnegut Quotes: She Was A Widow, And He Stripped Himself Naked While She Went To Fetch Some Of Her Husband's Clothes. But

Kurt Vonnegut Quotes: She Was A Widow, And He Stripped Himself Naked While She Went To Fetch Some Of Her Husband's Clothes. But

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