Mark Twain Quotes

She Makes Me Wash, They Make Me Comb All To Thunder; She Won't Let Me Sleep In The Woodshed ... The Widder [widow] Eats By A Bell; She Goes To Bed By A Bell; She Wakes Up By A Bell-everything's So Awful Reg'lar A Body Can't Stand It

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