Laurie Halse Anderson Quotes

She Complains All The Time About Her Hair Turning Gray And Her Butt Sagging And Her Skin Wrinkling, But I'm Supposed To Be Grateful For A Face Full Of Zits, Hair In Embarrassing Places, And Feet That Grow An Inch A Night. Utter Crap.

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