Phyllis Reynolds Naylor Quotes

Sexually Active? Sexually Active? Patrick And I Hadn't Even Learned The Fine Points Of Kissing Yet!
I Marched On Down. 'For Your Information,' I Said From The Doorway, As Both Dad And Lester Jerked To Attention, 'I Am About As Sexually Active As A Bag Of Spinach, And If You Want To Keep Me On The Porch And Not Out In The Park Somewhere Behind The Bushes, You'll Keep The Stupid Porch Light Off When I Come Home With A Boy.

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