Paul Murray Quotes

Seizing An Imaginary Microphone, Dennis Adopts A Limp Estuary Accent: 'Masturbating's Changed A Lot Since I Were A Lad, Brian. In My Day, We Masturbated For The Sheer Love Of It. Day And Night We Did It, All The Kids On Our Estate, Masturbating On The Old Waste Ground, Masturbating Up Against The Wall Of The House ... I Remember Me Mam Coming Out And Shouting, "Stop That Masturbating And Come In For Your Tea! You'll Never Amount To Anything If All You Think About Is Masturbating!" Masturbating Crazy We Were. Your Young Masturbators Today, Though, It's All About The Money, It's All About Agents And Endorsements. Sometimes I Worry That The Masturbating's In Danger Of Being Squeezed Out Altogether.

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