Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Quotes
Satan," He Said, "couldn't Undo Anything God Had Done. She Could At Least Try To Make Existence For His Little Toys Less Painful. She Could See What He Couldn't: To Be Alive Was To Be Either Bored Or Scared Stiff. So She Filled An Apple With All Sorts Of Ideas That Might At Least Relieve The Boredom, Such As Rules For Games With Cards And Dice, And How To Fuck, And Recipes For Beer And Wine And Whiskey, And Pictures Of Different Plants That Were Smokeable, And So On. And Instructions On How To Make Music And Sing And Dance Real Crazy, Real Sexy. And How To Spout Blasphemy When They Stubbed Their Toes.
"Satan Had A Serpent Give Eve The Apple. Eve Took A Bite And Handed It To Adam. Hee Took A Bite, And Then They Fucked.
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