Mark Twain Quotes

Satan Must Have Been Pretty Simple, Even According To The New Testament, Or He Wouldn't Have Led Christ Up On A High Mountain And Offered Him The World If He Would Fall Down And Worship Him. That Was A Manifestly Absurd Proposition, Because Christ, As The Son Of God, Already Owned The World; And Besides, What Satan Showed Him Was Only A Few Rocky Acres Of Palestine. It Is Just As If Some One Should Try To Buy Rockefeller, The Owner Of All The Standard Oil Company, With A Gallon Of Kerosene.

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