Mark Twain Quotes

Satan Laughed His Unkind Laugh To A Finish; Then He Said: It Is A Remarkable Progress. In Five Or Six Thousand Years Five Or Six High Civilizations Have Risen, Flourished, Commanded The Wonder Of The World, Then Faded Out And Disappeared; And Not One Of Them Except The Latest Ever Invented Any Sweeping And Adequate Way To Kill People. They All Did Their Best
to Kill Being The Chiefest Ambition Of The Human Race And The Earliest Incident In Its History
but Only The Christian Civilization Has Scored A Triumph To Be Proud Of. Two Or Three Centuries From Now It Will Be Recognized That All The Competent Killers Are Christians; Then The Pagan World Will Go To School To The Christian
not To Acquire His Religion, But His Guns. The Turk And The Chinaman Will Buy Those To Kill Missionaries And Converts With.

Mark Twain Quotes: Satan Laughed His Unkind Laugh To A Finish; Then He Said: It Is A Remarkable Progress. In Five Or Six

Mark Twain Quotes: Satan Laughed His Unkind Laugh To A Finish; Then He Said: It Is A Remarkable Progress. In Five Or Six

Mark Twain Quotes: Satan Laughed His Unkind Laugh To A Finish; Then He Said: It Is A Remarkable Progress. In Five Or Six

Mark Twain Quotes: Satan Laughed His Unkind Laugh To A Finish; Then He Said: It Is A Remarkable Progress. In Five Or Six

Mark Twain Quotes: Satan Laughed His Unkind Laugh To A Finish; Then He Said: It Is A Remarkable Progress. In Five Or Six

Mark Twain Quotes: Satan Laughed His Unkind Laugh To A Finish; Then He Said: It Is A Remarkable Progress. In Five Or Six

Mark Twain Quotes: Satan Laughed His Unkind Laugh To A Finish; Then He Said: It Is A Remarkable Progress. In Five Or Six

Mark Twain Quotes: Satan Laughed His Unkind Laugh To A Finish; Then He Said: It Is A Remarkable Progress. In Five Or Six

Mark Twain Quotes: Satan Laughed His Unkind Laugh To A Finish; Then He Said: It Is A Remarkable Progress. In Five Or Six

Mark Twain Quotes: Satan Laughed His Unkind Laugh To A Finish; Then He Said: It Is A Remarkable Progress. In Five Or Six

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