Lisa Kleypas Quotes

Recently Mr. Mawdsley's Donkey Escaped From His Stall, Raced Down The Road, And Somehow Found His Way Into An Enclosed Pasture. Mr. Caird's Prized Mare Was Innocently Grazing When The Ill-bred Seducer Had His Way With Her. Now It Appears The Mare Has Conceived, And A Feud Is Raging Between Caird, Who Demands Financial Compensation, And Mawdsley, Who Insists That Had The Pasture Fencing Been In Better Repair, The Clandestine Meeting Would Never Have Occurred. Worse Still, It Has Been Suggested That The Mare Is A Shameless Lightskirt And Did Not Try Nearly Hard Enough To Preserve Her Virtue.

Lisa Kleypas Quotes: Recently Mr. Mawdsley's Donkey Escaped From His Stall, Raced Down The Road, And Somehow Found His Way Into An Enclosed

Lisa Kleypas Quotes: Recently Mr. Mawdsley's Donkey Escaped From His Stall, Raced Down The Road, And Somehow Found His Way Into An Enclosed

Lisa Kleypas Quotes: Recently Mr. Mawdsley's Donkey Escaped From His Stall, Raced Down The Road, And Somehow Found His Way Into An Enclosed

Lisa Kleypas Quotes: Recently Mr. Mawdsley's Donkey Escaped From His Stall, Raced Down The Road, And Somehow Found His Way Into An Enclosed

Lisa Kleypas Quotes: Recently Mr. Mawdsley's Donkey Escaped From His Stall, Raced Down The Road, And Somehow Found His Way Into An Enclosed

Lisa Kleypas Quotes: Recently Mr. Mawdsley's Donkey Escaped From His Stall, Raced Down The Road, And Somehow Found His Way Into An Enclosed

Lisa Kleypas Quotes: Recently Mr. Mawdsley's Donkey Escaped From His Stall, Raced Down The Road, And Somehow Found His Way Into An Enclosed

Lisa Kleypas Quotes: Recently Mr. Mawdsley's Donkey Escaped From His Stall, Raced Down The Road, And Somehow Found His Way Into An Enclosed

Lisa Kleypas Quotes: Recently Mr. Mawdsley's Donkey Escaped From His Stall, Raced Down The Road, And Somehow Found His Way Into An Enclosed

Lisa Kleypas Quotes: Recently Mr. Mawdsley's Donkey Escaped From His Stall, Raced Down The Road, And Somehow Found His Way Into An Enclosed

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