Derek Landy Quotes

Ravel Said. "And I Order People Around Really Well. This Morning, Tipstaff Came Over With A Cup Of Tea And I Told Him No, I Don't Want Tea I Want Coffee. That Was Great. I Really Asserted My Authority."
"Did He Go And Get You A Coffee?"
"No, He Said He'd Already Made A Pot Of Tea So I Took The Tea Because, You Know He'd Already Made It, But My Authority Was Still Firmly Asserted."
Ghastly Nodded. "He'll Think Twice About Making Tea Again."
"That He Will, Ghastly My Friend, That He Will. What Are We Looking For, By The Way?
"Seriously? I Gave You The File Half An Hour Ago."
"Yes, You Did."
"And Did You Read It?"
"No, I Did Not.

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