Tim Dorsey Quotes

Rain Is The Last Thing You Want When You're Chasing Someone In Miami. They Drive Shitty Enough As It Is, But On Top Of That, Snow Is A Foreign Concept, Which Means They Never Got The Crash Course In Traction Judgment For When Pavement Slickness Turns Less Than Ideal. And Because Of The Land-sea Temperature Differential, Florida Has Regular Afternoon Rain Showers. Nothing Big, Over In A Jiff. But Minutes Later, All Major Intersections In Miami-Dade Are Clogged With Debris From Spectacular Smash-ups. In Northern States, Snow Teaches Drivers Real Fast About The Newtonian Physics Of Large Moving Objects. I Haven't Seen Snow Either, But I Drink Coffee, So The Calculus Of Tire-grip Ratio Is Intuitive To My Body.

Tim Dorsey Quotes: Rain Is The Last Thing You Want When You're Chasing Someone In Miami. They Drive Shitty Enough As It Is,

Tim Dorsey Quotes: Rain Is The Last Thing You Want When You're Chasing Someone In Miami. They Drive Shitty Enough As It Is,

Tim Dorsey Quotes: Rain Is The Last Thing You Want When You're Chasing Someone In Miami. They Drive Shitty Enough As It Is,

Tim Dorsey Quotes: Rain Is The Last Thing You Want When You're Chasing Someone In Miami. They Drive Shitty Enough As It Is,

Tim Dorsey Quotes: Rain Is The Last Thing You Want When You're Chasing Someone In Miami. They Drive Shitty Enough As It Is,

Tim Dorsey Quotes: Rain Is The Last Thing You Want When You're Chasing Someone In Miami. They Drive Shitty Enough As It Is,

Tim Dorsey Quotes: Rain Is The Last Thing You Want When You're Chasing Someone In Miami. They Drive Shitty Enough As It Is,

Tim Dorsey Quotes: Rain Is The Last Thing You Want When You're Chasing Someone In Miami. They Drive Shitty Enough As It Is,

Tim Dorsey Quotes: Rain Is The Last Thing You Want When You're Chasing Someone In Miami. They Drive Shitty Enough As It Is,

Tim Dorsey Quotes: Rain Is The Last Thing You Want When You're Chasing Someone In Miami. They Drive Shitty Enough As It Is,

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