Michael Chabon Quotes

Rabbi Heskel Shpilman Is A Deformed Mountain, A Giant Ruined Desert, A Cartoon House With The Windows Shut And The Sink Left Running. A Little Kid Lumped Him Together, A Mob Of Kids, Blind Orphans Who Never Laid Eyes On A Man. They Clumped The Dough Of His Arms And Legs To The Dough Of His Body, Then Jammed His Head Down On Top. A Millionaire Could Cover A Rolls-Royce With The Fine Black Silk-and-velvet Expanse Of The Rebbe's Frock Coat And Trousers. It Would Require The Brain Strength Of The Eighteen Greatest Sages In History To Reason Through The Arguments Against And In Favor Of Classifying The Rebbe's Massive Bottom As Either A Creature Of The Deep, A Man-made Structure, Or An Unavoidable Act Of God.

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