Megan Erickson Quotes

"Sir, What's Your Emergency?
Oh, Nothing, Just About Passed Out Watching My Online Army Boyfriend Beat Off.
Sir, Please Don't Use This Line For Non-emergencies.
Have You Seen My Army Boyfriend? You'd Have A Heart Attack Too.
Sir, I'm Hanging Up Now."

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