David Sedaris Quotes
Potential Boyfriends Could Not Smoke Merit Cigarettes, Own Or Wear A Pair Of Cowboy Boots, Or Eat Anything Labeled Either Lite Or Heart Smart. Speech Was Important, And Disqualifying Phrases Included "I Can't Find My Nipple Ring" And "This One Here Was My First Tattoo." All Street Names Had To Be Said In Full, Meaning No "Fifty-ninth And Lex," And Definitely No "Mad Ave." They Couldn't Drink More Than I Did, Couldn't Write Poetry In Notebooks And Read It Out Loud To An Audience Of Strangers, And Couldn't Use The Words Flick, Freebie, Cyberspace, Progressive, Or Zeitgeist ... Age, Race, Weight Were Unimportant. In Terms Of Mutual Interests, I Figured We Could Spend The Rest Of Our Lives Discussing How Much We Hated The Aforementioned Characteristics.
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