George Pendle Quotes
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As It Was, My First Days On Earth Were Somewhat Anticlimactic. Mother And Father Seemed So Happy Tempting And Corrupting That I Didn't Want To Interrupt Them. But The Fact Was That I Hadn't The Slightest Clue What To Do With Myself. I Tried To Convince Cows To Take Over The World, To Rampage Across The Fields Slaughtering All In Their Wake, To Start A New Religion Of Udder Worship, To Build Cities Devoted To The Consumption Of Grass, Their Aqueducts Running With Fresh Milk. I Even Prepared A Pictorial Presentation Of Cows Traveling Into Outer Space Aboard Butter-powered Space Churns, But The Cows Seemed Unconvinced, And Soon Returned To Wondering How Many Stomachs They Had. The Current Belief Was Seventeen. Cows:Unambitious.
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