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Pervy And Redundant, Don't You Think?" I Asked The Big Gay Cop, Who Wouldn't Know A Va-jay-jay If It Bounced Up To Him And Sang The "Star-Spangled Banner." (You Ever Notice That Hardly Anything Besides The "Star-Spangled Banner" Is Spangled? There's No, Like, The Raisin-Spangled Scone, Or The Flea-Spangled Beagle. I'm Just Saying.)
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