Rick Riordan Quotes

PERCY ALREADY FELT LIKE THE Lamest Demigod In The History Of Lame. The Purse Was The Final Insult. They'd Left R.O.F.L. In A Hurry, So Maybe Iris Hadn't Meant The Bag As A Criticism. She'd Quickly Stuffed It With Vitamin-enriched Pastries, Dried Fruit Leather, Macrobiotic Beef Jerky, And A Few Crystals For Good Luck. Then She'd Shoved It At Percy: Here, You'll Need This. Oh, That Looks Good. The Purse - Sorry, Masculine Accessory Bag - Was Rainbow Tie-dyed With A Peace Symbol Stitched In Wooden Beads And The Slogan Hug The Whole World. Percy Wished It Said Hug The Commode. He Felt Like The Bag Was A Comment On His Massive, Incredible Uselessness. As They Sailed North, He Put The Man Satchel As Far Away From Him As He Could, But The Boat Was Small.

Rick Riordan Quotes: Percy Already Felt Like The Lamest Demigod In The History Of Lame. The Purse Was The Final Insult. They'd Left

Rick Riordan Quotes: Percy Already Felt Like The Lamest Demigod In The History Of Lame. The Purse Was The Final Insult. They'd Left

Rick Riordan Quotes: Percy Already Felt Like The Lamest Demigod In The History Of Lame. The Purse Was The Final Insult. They'd Left

Rick Riordan Quotes: Percy Already Felt Like The Lamest Demigod In The History Of Lame. The Purse Was The Final Insult. They'd Left

Rick Riordan Quotes: Percy Already Felt Like The Lamest Demigod In The History Of Lame. The Purse Was The Final Insult. They'd Left

Rick Riordan Quotes: Percy Already Felt Like The Lamest Demigod In The History Of Lame. The Purse Was The Final Insult. They'd Left

Rick Riordan Quotes: Percy Already Felt Like The Lamest Demigod In The History Of Lame. The Purse Was The Final Insult. They'd Left

Rick Riordan Quotes: Percy Already Felt Like The Lamest Demigod In The History Of Lame. The Purse Was The Final Insult. They'd Left

Rick Riordan Quotes: Percy Already Felt Like The Lamest Demigod In The History Of Lame. The Purse Was The Final Insult. They'd Left

Rick Riordan Quotes: Percy Already Felt Like The Lamest Demigod In The History Of Lame. The Purse Was The Final Insult. They'd Left

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