Amy Fusselman Quotes

People Can Read Books And Watch Children At The Same Time . . . Of Course, Both The Reading Of The Books And The Watching Of The Children Will Be Performed In A Way Best Described As Half-assed. If You Want To Read Your Book In A Non-half-assed Way, You Have To Wait Until Your Child Is In Kindergarten, Or You Must Pay Someone To Watch Your Child While You Read Your Book. Even Then, However, You Must Not Read The Book In Your Home Because The Child Will Find You And Jump On You And Make Reading Impossible. You Must Leave Your Home, Leave Your Yard, Leave Your Street. You Must Drive To A Cafe In Town To Read Your Book.

You Must Run And Hide From Your Child As If Your Child Is Serving You A Subpoena.

This Is Not Insane. It Does Not Make You Bad If You Do This.

Amy Fusselman Quotes: People Can Read Books And Watch Children At The Same Time . . . Of Course, Both The Reading Of

Amy Fusselman Quotes: People Can Read Books And Watch Children At The Same Time . . . Of Course, Both The Reading Of

Amy Fusselman Quotes: People Can Read Books And Watch Children At The Same Time . . . Of Course, Both The Reading Of

Amy Fusselman Quotes: People Can Read Books And Watch Children At The Same Time . . . Of Course, Both The Reading Of

Amy Fusselman Quotes: People Can Read Books And Watch Children At The Same Time . . . Of Course, Both The Reading Of

Amy Fusselman Quotes: People Can Read Books And Watch Children At The Same Time . . . Of Course, Both The Reading Of

Amy Fusselman Quotes: People Can Read Books And Watch Children At The Same Time . . . Of Course, Both The Reading Of

Amy Fusselman Quotes: People Can Read Books And Watch Children At The Same Time . . . Of Course, Both The Reading Of

Amy Fusselman Quotes: People Can Read Books And Watch Children At The Same Time . . . Of Course, Both The Reading Of

Amy Fusselman Quotes: People Can Read Books And Watch Children At The Same Time . . . Of Course, Both The Reading Of

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