Darren Sardelli Quotes

Parent-Teacher Conference
At The Parent-teacher Conference,
my Father Made A Scene.
He Scared My Fifth-grade Teacher,
with His Mask From Halloween.
She Showed Him All My Science Grades
and Said She Was Concerned,
but He Just Stuck His Tongue Out
when My Teacher's Back Was Turned.
He Drew A Monster On The Board
and Claimed It Was Her Twin.
He Even Shook Her Soda,
which Expolded On Her Chin.
My Angry Teacher Crossed Her Arms
and Said, This Meeting's Done!
I Now See Where He Gets It From
you Act Just Like Your Son!

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