Albert J. Bernstein Quotes

Paranoid Vampires Don't Understand The Concept Of Trust. They Never Seem To Realize That Trust Is Supposed To Be In Their Own Minds, Rather Than In The Actions Of Other People. Consequently, If You're Close To One Of These Vampires, You'll Have To Re-earn His Or Her Trust Every Hour On The Hour. This Is Especially True If Your Relationship Is Sexual. A Paranoid Vampire's Idea Of Foreplay Is 20 Minutes Of Questioning About Exactly What You Were Thinking The Last Time You Made Love.

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