David Sedaris Quotes

Pandas And Rain Forests Are Never Mentioned When It Comes To The Millions Of People Taking Joyrides In Their Range Rovers. Rather, It's The Little Things We're Strong-armed Into Conserving. At A Chain Coffee Bar In San Francisco, I Saw A Sign Near The Cream Counter That Read NAPKINS COME FROM TREES - CONSERVE! In Case You Missed The First Sign, There Was A Second One Two Feet Away, Reading YOU WASTE NAPKINS - YOU WASTE TREES!!! The Cups, Of Course, Are Also Made Of Paper, Yet There's No Mention Of The Mighty Redwood When You Order Your Four-dollar Coffee. The Guilt Applies Only To Those Things That Are Being Given Away For Free.

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