Mitch Hedberg Quotes

One Time A Guy Handed Me A Picture. He Said, 'Here's A Picture Of Me When I Was Younger.' Every Picture Is Of You When You Were Younger. 'Here's A Picture Of Me When I'm Older.' 'You Son Of Bit, How'd You Pull That Off Let Me See That Camera. What's It Look Like'

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