David Sedaris Quotes

One Thing I Like About The United States, And I Kind Of Miss About The United States, Is There's An Election Coming Up Here In England, But No One's Going To Have A Sign In Front Of Their House. Nobody's Going To Wear Buttons. And In France, Same Thing. In America I Like That People Have Signs And Buttons And Bumper Stickers. Sometimes You'll Smile At Someone From A Distance, Then You'll Get Up Close And You'll See Their Pin, And You're Like, "Oh My God. I Wasted A Smile On You?"

David Sedaris Quotes: One Thing I Like About The United States, And I Kind Of Miss About The United States, Is There's An

David Sedaris Quotes: One Thing I Like About The United States, And I Kind Of Miss About The United States, Is There's An

David Sedaris Quotes: One Thing I Like About The United States, And I Kind Of Miss About The United States, Is There's An

David Sedaris Quotes: One Thing I Like About The United States, And I Kind Of Miss About The United States, Is There's An

David Sedaris Quotes: One Thing I Like About The United States, And I Kind Of Miss About The United States, Is There's An

David Sedaris Quotes: One Thing I Like About The United States, And I Kind Of Miss About The United States, Is There's An

David Sedaris Quotes: One Thing I Like About The United States, And I Kind Of Miss About The United States, Is There's An

David Sedaris Quotes: One Thing I Like About The United States, And I Kind Of Miss About The United States, Is There's An

David Sedaris Quotes: One Thing I Like About The United States, And I Kind Of Miss About The United States, Is There's An

David Sedaris Quotes: One Thing I Like About The United States, And I Kind Of Miss About The United States, Is There's An

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