Julie James Quotes

One Of The Few Times I've Ever Wished For A Penis," She Said To Rae When The Bartender Stepped Up To Take The Order Of Yet Another Male Customer. They'd Been Waiting To Be Served For Over Twenty Minutes. She'd Even Worn The Red Magic Boob Dress Tonight, But Unfortunately, Its Mojo Offered No Help In This Particular Situation.
"You Haven't Had Sex In Six Months," Rae Said. "If I Were You, I'd Be Wishing For Penises Every Night.

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