Cass Pennant Quotes
One Headline Read: 'West Ham Supporters Set Light To A Yacht.' Now, If That Boat Was A Yacht, Then It Probably Only Needed Two Paddles To Row It. But If The Headlines Were Exaggerated, The Events Of That Night Weren't. Some Nasty Things Happened That Night. It Was Inevitable When You Had A Thousand Young Men Down For A Football Match With Nowhere To Stay And Nowhere Open. [...] It Was Well Into The Wee Hours Before We At Last Found Somewhere To Crash Out. We Met A Bird And Bloke Who Were Local, And For Some Unknown Reason They Offered Us The Use Of Their Flat On The Seafront. Needless To Say, We Showed Our Appreciation Of Their Generosity By Guzzling The Spirits Cabinet Dry And Trashing The Flat. The Bloke Was So Pissed He Was Half Joining In While The Bird, Who We All Thought Was A Bit Odd, Was Going Mental. In Fact, She Was Like A Fucking Animal.
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