Roberto Bolano Quotes

One Day The Pope Is Having A Quiet Conversation With A German Theologian In One Of The Rooms Of The Vatican. Suddenly Two French Archaeologists Burst In, Very Agitated And Nervous, And They Tell The Holy Father They Have Just Got Back From Israel With Some Very Good News And Some Rather Bad News. The Pope Beseeches Them To Come Out With It, And Not To Leave Him In Suspense. Talking Over Each Other, The Frenchmen Say The Good News Is They Have Discovered The Holy Sepulchre. The Holy Sepulchre? Says The Pope. The Holy Sepulchre. Not A Shadow Of A Doubt. The Pope Is Moved To Tears. What's The Bad News? He Asks, Drying His Eyes. Well, Inside The Holy Sepulchre We Found The Body Of Christ. The Pope Passes Out. The Frenchmen Rush To His Side And Fan His Face. The Only One Who's Calm Is The German Theologian, And He Says: Ah, So Jesus Really Existed?

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