Allison Burnett Quotes
Once I Entered The House Late At Night And Overheard Mark And My Mom Having Sex By The Fireplace. She Was Moaning Like She Was Flying On A Magic Carpet. I Almost Puked Into The Kitchen Sink. I Would Give Anything For Her To Dump Him. Jade's Mom Says It Will Never Happen Because Women Over 45 Have A Better Chance Of Getting Blown Up By A Terrorist Than Finding A Man. Haha! If I Ever Get That Desperate, I Will Buy A Giant Vibrator And Never Leave The House.
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