Nabeel Qureshi Quotes

On One Occasion During The Salaat, I Was Restless And Fidgety. Out Of Nowhere, I Felt A Swift Spank On My Behind. I Turned Around To See Who It Was, But There Was No One Behind Me. I Surmised It Was My Uncle, Who Was Standing Next To Me, So After Finishing The Salaat, I Tearfully Accused Him Of The Spanking. Without Flinching, He Pointed Up To The Sky And Said, "No, It Was Allah." My Eyes Went Wide, And I Thought, "If Only I Had Turned Around Faster, I Would Have Seen The Hand Of Allah!" Twenty Years Later, He Confessed It Was Him, But In The Meantime, I Was Honored To Have Been Spanked By God Himself.

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