Rick Mercer Quotes

On My Job I End Up Jumping Out Of Planes. Last Week I Got In An 18-wheeler And Drove Down A Runway Onto A Skid Track. The Week Before That They Put Me In A Car And Sunk Me To The Bottom Of A Lake To See If I Could Escape Without An Oxygen Tank.

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