John Green Quotes

On How To Make Boys Like You:
the Third Way Is To Be Come Something Called "hot"
Now Katie I Would Argue That There Are At Least Two
distinct Definitions
of Hot. There Is The Like Normal
human Definition Which Is That Individual Seems
suitable For Mating. And Then Theirs The Weird Culturally
constructed Definition Of Hot Which Is That Individual Is
malnourished And Has Probably Had Plastic Bags Inserted
into Her Breasts. Now Boys Might Find That Hot Now But I Don't Think There's Anything Inherently Hot About It Like If You Went Back To The 18th Century And Ask A Fifteen Year Old Boy Would You Like To Marry A Woman Who Has Had Plastic Bags Needlessly Inserted Into Her Breasts That Fifteen Year Old Boy Would Probably Be Like: "What's Plastic?

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