Kevin Hearne Quotes

Oh Noes, Kitteh Haz Major Angriez!" I Said. I Turned Around To Share A Laugh With My Companions And Found Them Glaring At Me. "What?" I Asked.
Leif Shook A Finger And Said In A Low, Menacing Tone, "If You Tell Me I Have To Talk Like An Illiterate Halfwit To Fit Into This Society, I Will Punch You."
"And I'll Pull Out Your Goatee," Gunnar Added.
"Lolcat Iz New Happeh Wai 2 Talk," I Explained To Them. "U Doan Haz 2 Be Kitteh 2 Speek It.

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