Tom Robbins Quotes

Of Course, There Are White Beets, Beets That Ooze Sugar Water Instead Of Blood, But It Is The Red Beet With Which We Are Concerned; The Variety That Blushes And Swells Like A Hemorrhoid, A Hemorrhoid For Which There Is No Cure. (Actually, There Is One Remedy: Commission A Potter To Make You A Ceramic Asshole - And When You Aren't Sitting On It, You Can Use It As A Bowl For Borscht.)

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