Terry Pratchett Quotes
Now, There Is A Tendency At A Point Like This To Look Over One's Shoulder At The Cover Artist And Start Going On At Length About Leather, Tightboots And Naked Blades.
Words Like 'full', 'round' And Even 'pert' Creep Into The Narrative, Until The Writer Has To Go And Have A Cold Shower And A Lie Down.
Which Is All Rather Silly, Because Any Woman Setting Out To Make A Living By The Sword Isn't About To Go Around Looking Like Something Off The Cover Of The More Advanced Kind Of Lingerie Catalogue For The Specialized Buyer.
Oh Well, All Right. The Point That Must Be Made Is That Although Herrena The Henna-Haired Harridan Would Look Quite Stunning After A Good Bath, A Heavy-duty Manicure, And The Pick Of The Leather Racks In Woo Hun Ling's Oriental Exotica And Martial Aids On Heroes Street, She Was Currently Quite Sensibly Dressed In Light Chain Mail, Soft Boots, And A Short Sword.
All Right, Maybe The Boots Were Leather. But Not Black.
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