Douglas Adams Quotes

Now See Here, Guy," Said The Voice, "you're Not Dealing With Any Dumb Two-bit Trigger Pumping Morons With Low Hair-lines, Little Piggy Eyes And No Conversation, We're A Couple Of Intelligent Caring Guys That You'd Probably Quite Like If You Met Us Socially! I Don't Go Around Gratuitously Shooting People And Then Bragging About It Afterward In Seedy Space-rangers Bars, Like Some Cops I Could Mention! I Go Around Shooting People Gratuitously And Then I Agonize About It Afterward For Hours To My Girlfriend!"
"And I Write Novels!" Chimed In The Other Cop. "Though I Haven't Had Any Of Them Published Yet, So I Better Warn You, I'm In A Meeeean Mood!

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