Peter Scott Quotes

Not Every Woman Is Obsessed With Shoes. But Every Woman Is More Obsessed With Shoes Than Her Husband Is (although That's Not Too Difficult To Accomplish, Since Your Husband Has Exactly Two Pairs
black Shoes That Are Ten Years Old And Barely Broken In And Sneakers That Are So Dirty They Classify As A Biohazard).

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