Jenna McCarthy Quotes

[Newlyweds,] These Optimistic Young Bastards, Promise To Honor And Cherish Each Other Through Hot Flashes And Mid-life Crises And A Cumulative 50-pound Weight Gain, Until That Far-off Day When One Of Them Is Finally Able To Rest In Peace. You Know, Because They Can't Hear The Snoring Anymore.

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