W.C. Fields Quotes

Never Try To Impress A Woman, Because If You Do She'll Expect You To Keep Up The Standard For The Rest Of Your Life.

W.C. Fields Quotes: Never Try To Impress A Woman, Because If You Do She'll Expect You To Keep Up The Standard For The

W.C. Fields Quotes: Never Try To Impress A Woman, Because If You Do She'll Expect You To Keep Up The Standard For The

W.C. Fields Quotes: Never Try To Impress A Woman, Because If You Do She'll Expect You To Keep Up The Standard For The

W.C. Fields Quotes: Never Try To Impress A Woman, Because If You Do She'll Expect You To Keep Up The Standard For The

W.C. Fields Quotes: Never Try To Impress A Woman, Because If You Do She'll Expect You To Keep Up The Standard For The

W.C. Fields Quotes: Never Try To Impress A Woman, Because If You Do She'll Expect You To Keep Up The Standard For The

W.C. Fields Quotes: Never Try To Impress A Woman, Because If You Do She'll Expect You To Keep Up The Standard For The

W.C. Fields Quotes: Never Try To Impress A Woman, Because If You Do She'll Expect You To Keep Up The Standard For The

W.C. Fields Quotes: Never Try To Impress A Woman, Because If You Do She'll Expect You To Keep Up The Standard For The

W.C. Fields Quotes: Never Try To Impress A Woman, Because If You Do She'll Expect You To Keep Up The Standard For The

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