Augusten Burroughs Quotes

Never, Ever Try To Impress Somebody.
Be Exactly The Person You Would Be If You Were Alone Or With Somebody It Was Safe To Fart Around.
Be That Person. Be The Person You Are Right Now, Alone, Reading This Book.
And Then Meet People.
Then Hold Out Until You Meet Somebody Who Is Utterly Impressed.
Because Then? You Will Not Have Impressed Them. They Will Have Been Impressed By You.

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