Melissa Checker Quotes

Neither The Cat Nor I Missed You While You Were Gone. It's Worse Than That. We Danced The Visitor-gone Dance, Flinging Our Feet (and Paws) With Particular Glee. You Remember The Dance - The One You Do After Shutting The Door Behind A Difficult Visitor (like A Family Member)? You Hold Your Breath For 120 Seconds Then Deadbolt The Door, Race To The Bed, Leap On To It And Jump, Twirl, Bell-kick And Prance, Singing All The While, She's Go-onnne, She's Gooo-oonne.

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