Si Robertson Quotes

My Wife Asked Me About That: "What Happened To Your Beard?" I Said, "What Are You Talking About?" She Said, "Hey, The Right Side Is Shorter Than The Left." I Said, "You Gotta Be Kidding Me." So I Went In There And Looked, And I Combed It Out And I Said, "I Don't Know, That's Just The Way It Grows."

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