Gary Shteyngart Quotes

My Poor Eunice Looked So Tired When She Huffed Off The Bus With Her Many Bags That I Nearly Tackled Her In A Rejuvenating Embrace, But I Was Careful Not To Make A Scene, Waving My Roses And Champagne At The Armed Men To Prove That I Had Enough Credit To Afford Retail, And Then Kissed Her Passionately On One Cheek (she Smelled Of Flight And Moisturizer), Then On The Straight, Thin, Oddly Non-Asian Nose, Then The Other Cheek, Then Back To The Nose, Then Once More The First Cheek, Following The Curve Of Freckles Backward And Forward, Marking Her Nose Like A Bridge To Be Crossed Twice. The Champagne Bottle Fell Out Of My Hands, But, Whatever Futuristic Garbage It Was Made Of, It Didn't Break.

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