Mitch Hedberg Quotes

My Friend Asked Me If I Wanted A Frozen Banana. I Said 'No, But I Want A Regular Banana Later, So ... Yeah.'

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: My Friend Asked Me If I Wanted A Frozen Banana. I Said 'no, But I Want A Regular Banana Later,

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: My Friend Asked Me If I Wanted A Frozen Banana. I Said 'no, But I Want A Regular Banana Later,

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: My Friend Asked Me If I Wanted A Frozen Banana. I Said 'no, But I Want A Regular Banana Later,

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: My Friend Asked Me If I Wanted A Frozen Banana. I Said 'no, But I Want A Regular Banana Later,

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: My Friend Asked Me If I Wanted A Frozen Banana. I Said 'no, But I Want A Regular Banana Later,

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: My Friend Asked Me If I Wanted A Frozen Banana. I Said 'no, But I Want A Regular Banana Later,

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: My Friend Asked Me If I Wanted A Frozen Banana. I Said 'no, But I Want A Regular Banana Later,

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: My Friend Asked Me If I Wanted A Frozen Banana. I Said 'no, But I Want A Regular Banana Later,

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: My Friend Asked Me If I Wanted A Frozen Banana. I Said 'no, But I Want A Regular Banana Later,

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: My Friend Asked Me If I Wanted A Frozen Banana. I Said 'no, But I Want A Regular Banana Later,

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