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My Father Told Me That If I Ever Did Anything Artistic, I Was Going To Look Like A Hooker. I Told Him, 'With These Huge Boobs That I Inherited From Your Mother, I Already Look Like A Hooker!'

Sofia Vergara Quotes: My Father Told Me That If I Ever Did Anything Artistic, I Was Going To Look Like A Hooker. I

Sofia Vergara Quotes: My Father Told Me That If I Ever Did Anything Artistic, I Was Going To Look Like A Hooker. I

Sofia Vergara Quotes: My Father Told Me That If I Ever Did Anything Artistic, I Was Going To Look Like A Hooker. I

Sofia Vergara Quotes: My Father Told Me That If I Ever Did Anything Artistic, I Was Going To Look Like A Hooker. I

Sofia Vergara Quotes: My Father Told Me That If I Ever Did Anything Artistic, I Was Going To Look Like A Hooker. I

Sofia Vergara Quotes: My Father Told Me That If I Ever Did Anything Artistic, I Was Going To Look Like A Hooker. I

Sofia Vergara Quotes: My Father Told Me That If I Ever Did Anything Artistic, I Was Going To Look Like A Hooker. I

Sofia Vergara Quotes: My Father Told Me That If I Ever Did Anything Artistic, I Was Going To Look Like A Hooker. I

Sofia Vergara Quotes: My Father Told Me That If I Ever Did Anything Artistic, I Was Going To Look Like A Hooker. I

Sofia Vergara Quotes: My Father Told Me That If I Ever Did Anything Artistic, I Was Going To Look Like A Hooker. I

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