Jancee Dunn Quotes

My Father Is The Most Genial Midwestern Guy Imaginable, But For Him, Disaster Lurks Around Every Corner - Financial Ruin, Squandered Health, Pyramid Schemes, Airbags Failing To Deploy - So He Tends To Use Fear As A Parenting Tool To Try To Goad His Daughters Into Being More Prepared.When He Retired, He Reached New Levels Of Preparedness, So His Car Contained Bottled Water, Hand Wipes, A Roadside Emergency Kit With Flares, Books On Tape, A Coin Dispenser, And Two Hand Towels To Use As Makeshift Bibs So He And My Mother Could Drive And Eat Without Making A Mess.

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