James Ellroy Quotes

My Dad Was Always Snoozing On The Couch, Like Dagwood Bumstead. He Was A Lazy Motherfucker. God Bless Him. He Was Always Working On Some Kind Of Get-rich-quick Scheme. This Is What My Dad Was Like: I'd Say, Hey, Dad, We Studied Penguins Today In School. He'd Say, Yeah? I'm A Penguin Fucker From Way Back. Dad, I Saw A Giraffe At The Zoo Today. Yeah? I'm A Giraffe Fucker From Way Back. That's My Dad. My Dad Was A Giraffe Fucker.

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