Aleksandar Hemon Quotes

Mujo Is A Refugee In Germany, Has No Job, But Has A Lot Of Time, So He Goes To A Turkish Bath. The Bath Is Full Of German Businessmen With Towels Around Their Waists, Huffing And Puffing, But Every Once In A While A Cell Phone Rings And They Pull Their Phone Out From Under The Towel And Say, Bitte? Mujo Seems To Be The Only One Without A Cell Phone, So He Goes To The Bathroom And Stuffs Toilet Paper Up His Butt. He Walks Back Out, A Long Trail Of Toilet Paper Behind Him. So A German Says, You Have Some Paper, Herr, Sticking Out Behind You. Oh, Mujo Says, It Looks Like I Have Received A Fax.

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