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Mr. Speaker, A New Report Says Only 7% Of Scientists Believe In God. That Is Right. And The Reason They Gave Was That The Scientists Are "super Smart". Unbelievable. Most Of These Absent-minded Professors Cannot Find The Toilet.

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