Douglas Adams Quotes

Mr Cjelli, Nice To See You Back, Sir. Sorry You Had A Spot Of Bother, Hope That's All Behind You Now."
"Indeed, Bill, It Is. You Find Me Thriving. And Mrs Roberts? How Is She? Foot Still Troubling Her?"
"Not Since She Had It Off, Thanks For Asking, Sir. Between You And Me, Sir, I Would've Been Just As Happy To Have Had Her Amputated And Kept The Foot. I Had A Little Spot Reserved On The Mantelpiece, But There We Are, We Have To Take Things As We Find Them."
( ... )
" ... Thank You, And My Best To What Remains Of Mrs Roberts.

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